Welcome to the Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or SQUIP!

Our goal is to serve all of your socially awkward problems, and improve them to the best of our ability!

Our product is from Japan. It is a gray oblong pill. We use quantum nano technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood, until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

SQUIP 2.0

The SQUIP 2.0 is the cheapest SQUIP on the market. It is not very efficient, but it is good for its price of $200 USD!

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SQUIP 3.0

Our most popular SQUIP. Fairly efficient. Buy for $500 USD.

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SQUIP 4.0

Most expensive and efficient SQUIP. Buy now for $700 USD.

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